|A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.|
|A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.|
|The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.|
|Experience is a dear teacher, but fools will learn at no other.|
|A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.