|Real Programmers don't play tennis, or any other sport that requires you to|
change clothes. Mountain climbing is OK, and real programmers wear their
climbing boots to work in case a mountain should suddenly spring up in the
middle of the machine room.
|Real Programmers don't write specs -- users should consider themselves lucky to|
get any programs at all and take what they get.
|Real Programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should|
be hard to understand.
|Real Programmers don't write in PASCAL, or BLISS, or ADA, or any of those pinko|
computer science languages. Strong typing is for people with weak memories.
|Real Programmers don't write in FORTRAN. FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and