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| Real Programmers don't play tennis, or any other sport that requires you to change clothes. Mountain climbing is OK, and real programmers wear their climbing boots to work in case a mountain should suddenly spring up in the middle of the machine room. |
| Real Programmers don't write specs -- users should consider themselves lucky to get any programs at all and take what they get. |
| Real Programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand. |
| Real Programmers don't write in PASCAL, or BLISS, or ADA, or any of those pinko computer science languages. Strong typing is for people with weak memories. |
| Real Programmers don't write in FORTRAN. FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and crystallography weenies. |
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